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01/16/00: Film Review: The Crow Back
when posters for The Crow
appeared in movie theater lobbies, underground record stores and head
shops, just about everyone I could think of who wore black or had
at least one body part pierced was hatching plans to get to the premiere
of the film. Not only was this a relatively big-budgeted adaptation
of O'Barr's goth-with-guns comic already famous with said set (and
many others, too), but the flick already had a gruesome mythology
around it. Brandon Lee, son of Bruce, had died during the last days
of filming in a preposterous accident involving a stunt gun that hadn't
been properly emptied. Me,
I was reserving judgment my experience with movies that come
with a built-in mythology has been that the myth winds up being more
interesting than the movie. Older readers may remember grindhouse
8mm porno producer Michael Findlay's Snuff.
That was a cheap-jack Argentinian slasher movie with a fake-verité
ending tacked on by Findlay. The film, even with its gore-guts ending
uncut, is a slimy bore, but Findlay orchestrated an amazing amount
of real-life publicity (hiring women to picket the theater it was
being shown at, etc.) to drum up notoriety for the movie: someone is being murdered onscreen! To this day, many people stupidly
continued propagating Findlay's Big Lie tactic about this being "the
bloodiest thing that ever happened in front of a camera!" I was
grateful for learning that the footage of Lee's death had bene destroyed
in camera, though: the last thing we needed was fodder for another
Faces of Death installment. In
the abstract, The Crow has
a complete package for action/comic/RPG lovers: a violent, gloomy
storyline; a jet-black antihero on a mission of vengeance from beyond
the grave; a dank, brooding cityscape that seems to stretch out in
all directions forever; etc., etc. It centers around a young man and
his girlfriend, both of whom were murdered in their apartments
apparently because the girl was involved in some kind of rent-strike
activism. A year later, the murdered man, Eric (Brandon Lee), is brought
back from the grave, and goes on a one-man hunt for the killers. Meanwhile,
a cop (Ernie Hudson will someone please give this man
better roles?) winds up trying to pick up after him. Brandon
Lee was a very serviceable martial artist, and he does things on camera
that even despite what we know about kung-fu in the movies, is still
damned impressive. Having him storm a boardroom full of baddies with
John Woo two-guns blazing away at everything in sight is probably
less a matter of creative recycling and more like simply touching
all the bases in a film like this. The film's short on plot and long
on vision, and that's exactly what they were aiming for. Theres
never a lack of something to look at, whether it's the thugs chugging
back shots of whiskey with a .38-caliber chaser, or the almost animé-esque bosom of the evil head honcho's Asian black-magic-wielding
sidekick. It's not a film that bulks large with motives except for
the most operatic ones: revenge, lust, betrayal. You don't see a movie
like this because you care per
se, but because you identify on an archetypal level, for better
or worse, with that Avenging Angel/Dark Warrior we've seen so much
of lately. (I once made a bet with a friend that we would have to
wait at least another 15 years before we got a movie about a sunny,
cheerful chap who saves the day, without irony. So far I'm winning.) It's
the archetype, more than anything else, I think, that has such draw
with certain audiences. Almost
every teenaged boy I bumped into, on- and off-line, during that summer
was mad about The Crow (for
the same reasons they would also fetishize Blade
in '98): Here was a cinematic version of their fantasy: a dark, misunderstood
loner who comes in and kick acres of ass.
And can justify every single bit of it, too which is
always the hard part. Without
the motives (which we're thankfully privy to), it's hard to feel empathy
for a multiple murderer of such astonishing sadism and creative savagery. Maybe
a more complicated story would have gotten in the way. To the director's
credit Alex Proyas, who also did the far more visionary and
intelligent Dark City
he makes all of this stuff work, even if you don't buy into the mythology
being proffered. He knows his sources comic books, Hong Kong
action movie, Hollywood action movies, manga/anime
and those incredibly gory and violent Italian spaghetti Westerns
that seem to've sadly fallen by the wayside lately, all of them brimming
with unshaven trigger-happy loners. He knows what works and what doesn't.
He was also charged with the thankless job of making a movie out of
2/3ds of a movie: when Lee died, there were still several key scenes
to be filmed, but the movie uses some careful CGI and a stunt double,
as well as some judicious editing, to smooth over the gaps. The curious
are invited to read the script (which is out there on-line) and compare
it with the finished product. What
the film does best is define a look and a mood the same look
and mood that has been at the heart of all those Vampire
LARPs you've ever been in: a world that's not just bleak, but
black but not without redemption. It doesn't break storytelling
ground or offer us some knotty social problem to wrestle with, unless
you'd consider the question, "Do trigger-happy scumbags deserve
a fair trial or an Angel of Death with six-guns?" to be a corker.
But in an era where too many movies are either about Adam Sandler's
excretory functions or people standing in underlit rooms talking at
each other, it's always good to see more movies that give us something
to see. SysOp Gline claims to have never, ever seen the Canadian muscial
sci-fi comedy romance cannibal dance extravaganza, Big Meat
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